Getting old is for suckers and we’re sick and tired of being sweet and saccharin all the time. As we turn 5 this April, we’re saying goodbye to our sprinkled donuts and embracing our dark side. Welcome to Anti-Social.
“When the Imperial Ruling Council put me in charge of rebranding, I knew the dark Lords at Social were the perfect fit. From capturing our galaxy’s zeitgeist, to helping us develop a marketing campaign for the New Order, our citizens were left speechless from the results!”
DARTH VADER, SITH LORD
“The Death Eaters needed a logo that would not only strike fear into the heart of muggles everywhere but also look great one color in the sky made from light and smoke. The forearm tattoo was a genius idea as well.”
DEATH EATERS, LLC
“Inspired by the 4-Hour Work Week, I saw a huge gap in the scythe market. I indulged my entrepreneurial spirit and took a stab at creating an ecommerce site. When my teenage niece refused to help, I reached out to the experts at Social. They breathed new life into the project!”
SCYTHES “R” US, LLC
GRIM REAPER, ANGEL OF DEATH
Francis and I were looking for a team willing to do anything necessary to get us in the White House. Their Social Smear Campaign package was a perfect fit for our needs.
CLAIRE UNDERWOOD, FIRST LADY
“Rock is dead — long live rock! Today’s music is a $#@!-ing joke and a mighty KISS reunion is long overdue. We needed a studio that could give the website for our upcoming ‘2015 KISS My Ass Tour’ a much needed kick in the family jewels.”
GENE SIMMONS, THE DEMON